Jade: Former waitress and seasoned Loan Some employee, hired to act as the devoted fiancée of a wealthy man on trial for murder.
Cole: Jade’s boss and the manager of Loan Some, a company that rents out “friends” for all occasions.
Celine: The annoying, aging former actress hired with Jade to act as the defendant’s mother.
Sebastian Downing: A wealthy, eccentric scientist on trial for murder.
William James White: Downing’s lawyer, who has hired Jade and Celine for the duration of the trial.