Previously… Carol tried to zap Sexy’s mind. It failed…
“Sorry, Sexy, no way I believe you!” I snarl. “You have one chance to tell me what’s going on. What exactly are you!”
Sexy keeps her eyes wide open and locked on me. “Zach, ya gotta believe me. I have no idea how that happened to poor Carol. Or what’s going on. I have people and assistants and stuff to tell me what’s going on.”
Shaking my head. “You know that’s not what I’m talking about.” With my non-gun hand I point to Carol. “Carol told me she couldn’t mind zap you. Now she tries again and you reverse it on her…”
Sexy lowers her eyes and looks at Carol. “Zachy, I wish I knew how to do that to people. My psi powers are far more subtle…”
Meanwhile, out in the concourse Carol was now on the even lesser known third verse of I’m a Little Teapot. “I am a very special pot… It is true…Here is an example of what I can do…I can turn my handle into a spout…Tip me over and I knock you all out!”
With those words everybody watching Carol drops to the ground.
“Hey, that’s not how that song is suppose to end!” Sexy says.
Looking around the shoe store, I notice that everybody in the store who isn’t Sexy or me has also passed out. I realize that HARV has been awful quiet lately. “HARV what’s your take on this?”
The words OFF LINE scroll across my eyes.
Sticking my gun right into Sexy’s face. “Sexy, stop whatever it is you are doing now!” I order.
Sexy puts a hand on my shoulder. “Zach, you have to believe me I’m just a plain ordinary low level psi, pop rock icon who now holds a political office. I’m probably as confused as you are!” Vote below on what will happen next or if reading in email click Take our Poll.
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