Previously… Zach, posed as Sexy Sprockets, has gotten into World Council HQ.
Shannon and I walk into the elevator. I swear it is bigger than the bedroom and living room of my house.
“Which floor do you wish to go to?” the elevator voice asks. “I recognize you as Sexy Sprockets and Shannon Cannon. Ms. Sexy you have offices on floor’s ten and eleven…”
“Helena’s office is in on floor 13,” HARV tells me.
Shannon turns to me. “So do you need me to accompany you to Helena’s office. I’m not a fan of that uptight bitch but….”
“HARV can you imitate Sexy’s voice here?”
“Yes, in small bursts it will be good enough to fool any security cameras that may be watching and the elevator computer…”
“I’m good,” I hear myself say in Sexy’s voice. “I appreciate all you’ve done.”
“I am still waiting for instructions,” the elevator prompts. “I know I live to serve and all that but you know other people may wish to use my services also…”
Shannon looks up at the computer, “tenth floor please.”
“Thirteenth floor,” I say in Sexy’s voice.
A pause. “That floor is Ms. Helena Gevada’s floor,” the elevator computer tells me.
“I am aware,” I say once again in Sexy’s voice.
“Ms. Sexy, I, like almost everybody else in the building, do love you, at least as much as I, a machine can love. But I feel obligated to point out that Ms. Gevada, may I quote, ‘can not stand that skanky little bitches ass’…” A pause. “I am sorry but I am under orders not to allow you on that floor unless it is a true, end of the Earth scenario that can’t be avoided any other way…” Vote below on what will happen next or if reading in email click Take our Poll.